hi hey ho hum hello

Do you know how they say hello in Turkmenistan?
(yes, that's a real country)


Neither do I.
How sad.
Shaka Laka Boom

Clementine: You're not a stalker or anything, right?
Joel: I'm not a stalker. You're the one that talked to me, remember?
Clementine: That is the oldest trick in the stalker book.
Joel: Really? There's a stalker book? Great, I gotta read that one.